For all of us who still dream about taking over the "red states," www.bluenitedstates.com offers a concrete plan to do so. It's "One Woman's proposal to take over the world... or at least her part of it." I particularly like the explanation of the "National Graft" and the self assessment test to find out if you can participate in the big plan.
I always knew my friend Ceece Straney was sharp. She's finally using it for good instead of evil.