Wednesday, November 16, 2005

All I want for Christmas...

So, I've given up on love and dating and am now focusing on straight sex. Unfortunately, it turns out even straight sex is complicated when you're an almost-40-year-old single woman who doesn't want to sleep with some idiot. I guess I'm looking for someone who's morally decent and totally hot who can break the spell of my abstinence. Like a variation on Sleeping Beauty (would I be Sleeping-Not-Alone Beauty?)

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