HERE we go! From Craig's list:
Looking for Club Dancers
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2006-03-15, 3:05AM CST
Established Chicago nightclub looking for new, fresh, female sexy dancers for Friday night gig. Exp. a plus but not important. Please forward pics and resume to email@example.com asap. This promotion will start 1st week in May and we need time for costumes. Will pay $$$$$$$ for top talent!!!!
Job location is Downtown
Compensation: Big Money and lots of FUN!!!!!!!
You all know I like working in a costume! Or wait, maybe THIS is the one I've been waiting for:
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2006-03-15, 3:26PM CST
Work in a great and fun environnment. Cupcakes in Lakeview is seeking a fulltime froster/counter person. Great pay and health insurance available (after 30 days). Please apply in person Wednesday through Sunday 10am to 5pm. Retail/restaurant experience preferred. 613 W. Briar Place. No phone calls please.
Compensation: Hourly wage
Hmmmm...one of these is my dream job, but which one....?