It's been a month and a half since Mirror Mirror at Randolph and Halsted gave me a terrible haircut that made my hair look like Keith Partridge's. The extra inch that my hair has grown in adds to the length of the cut, but doesn't change the shape. Now I look more like Carol Brady whose hair fit her head closely and then flipped out at the bottom. Yes, my hair is barely past my shoulders and flips out at the bottom just like Florence Henderson. Which sounds worse: invoking the name "Carol Brady" or does "Florence Henderson" have worse associations?
I hate my hair, but more than that I hate JESSICA at MIRROR MIRROR SALON at Randolph and Halsted in Chicago!