Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Not Engaged!

(I continue to struggle with the stupid new blogger beta version which makes posting (and commenting on others' blogs) difficult. I used to love blogging. Now it's time-consuming and constipated.)

(I continue to struggle with the stupid new blogger beta version which makes posting (and commenting on others' blogs) difficult. I used to love blogging. Now it's time-consuming and constipated.)

I had a very nice Christmas with my new boyfriend. He still feels like a new boyfriend because I'm still amazed that I'm in a relationship at all. Denial? I guess so. I can't believe I'm capable of real, long-term commitment. But we've actually been dating since last January, which means it's been a year. Incredible.

I'm aware of increasing questions about when we're moving in together or getting engaged. After all, we're in our 40's and quite old in the world of dating. Many couples who meet in their mid 30's or 40's end up moving in or getting married within months. They say by that age people know what they want and when it feels right, it feels right. I've known many couples who were older (mid 30's or 40's) who made permanent commitments to each other within about a year of falling in love (Modigli!).

Not us. I would love to report that, after a year of dating, my boyfriend proposed to me on Christmas Day and I said yes and we're setting a date, but it would be a lie. The truth is that an engagement would sink us at this point. I might say yes because I'm a 40-year-old spinster, but then I'd freak out and feel trapped and start resenting him. And he could buy the ring and put in on my finger, but he'd sense my emotions and feel rejected and angry. His anger would mask his own fear of giving up his 44-year-old bachelorhood and freedom and our relationship would go right down the crapper. The end.

Good news: my boyfriend didn't propose and we have no plans to get married any time soon and we're happy! But I know this makes us abnormal and freakish losers, but that's my life. I said to a friend yesterday, "When it comes to that path to marriage, some people are in the fast lane, some are in the medium lane and some are in the slow lane. Me and Bob are just getting on the on-ramp."


Thursday, December 14, 2006

Still Bad Haircut

It's been a month and a half since Mirror Mirror at Randolph and Halsted gave me a terrible haircut that made my hair look like Keith Partridge's. The extra inch that my hair has grown in adds to the length of the cut, but doesn't change the shape. Now I look more like Carol Brady whose hair fit her head closely and then flipped out at the bottom. Yes, my hair is barely past my shoulders and flips out at the bottom just like Florence Henderson. Which sounds worse: invoking the name "Carol Brady" or does "Florence Henderson" have worse associations?

I hate my hair, but more than that I hate JESSICA at MIRROR MIRROR SALON at Randolph and Halsted in Chicago!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

“Isn’t There Anyone Who Knows What Christmas Is All About?"

The yuletide season is upon us once again, and I'd like to point out that there are more "true meanings" than one. The origins of Christmas are older than the Christian Church and much more universal than the story of its Savior. Many cherish the religious holiday for it's celebration of the birth of the Son of God, but here's the history that justifies those of us who simply revel in the bacchanalian, gluttonous, gift-focused festival of it. Here’s my summary of the History Channel's Christmas Unwrapped: The History of Christmas. The following historical facts are from the History Channel program, but the strong opinionated statements are mine.

Christmas Started Without Jesus

It turns out that early Europeans were observing a winter solstice celebration centuries before Jesus was even born. In Norse country it was called “Yule” and it lasted for as long as the enormous “Yule log” took to burn, which was about twelve days. In preparation for the cold, dark season people would kill almost all their livestock since it wasn't practical to try to feed the animals through the winter. The feasting and general revelry that resulted became the annual Yule celebration.

In Rome the winter solstice marked the period known as “Saturnalia.” During this festival people drank, behaved raucously and generally overturned the normal social order. While this was going on, the upper classes of Rome worshipped Mithras, the sun god, whose feast day was December 25th. Mithras was also believed to have been born in a field and worshipped by shepherds (hmm?).

Early Christians didn’t celebrate Jesus’ birth, focusing on his resurrection. But by the fourth century the new Church needed to establish his holy status, so it began to put together the nativity story. Unable to end the pagan traditions already in place, the Church adopted them, making December 25th Jesus’ feast day (he was probably really born in springtime) and appropriating the annual revelry as a celebration of his birth.

It Had More Sex Than Saints

In England during the middle ages, the pious went to church on December 25th for “Christ’s mass,” but most of the population just carried on as it always had on that day. Christmas was a festival of drunken revelry and sexual activity that would look more to us like Mardi Gras or New Year’s Eve. It was a saturnalian free-for-all with little connection to Jesus except in name.

By the 17th century the Puritans had had enough of this and they made attempts to outlaw Christmas in both England and the New World. These devout people saw Christmas as a debauched and depraved tradition that had to be stopped. It didn’t work, but the holiday was greatly downplayed for a long time, as evidenced by the U.S. Congress being in session on all Christmas Days for its first 67 years.

America Needed a Tradition

When the United States was established in 1776, the early Americans wanted to rid themselves of all things English, including Christmas. But over time they also needed new culturally shared holidays and a reinvention of Christmas was on the horizon.

One new aspect of the American Christmas was how it addressed the growing class divide of the industrial U.S. In the early 1800’s the holiday became quite dangerous as working class people turned it into a time of violent payback for the increasing gap between the haves and the have-nots. In response to growing economic imbalances, writers like Washington Irving and Charles Dickens created works of fiction that instilled a spirit of generosity and demonstrated sharing wealth with the poor. These popular stories gave the upper classes guidance about what their responsibility was to those who had less and established “giving” as a central Christmas theme. Christmas now gave people a chance to correct some of the socioeconomic unfairness of newly industrialized America.

The view of the family was also changing. Traditionally it was for raising and disciplining children and turning them into hard workers. But by the end of the 19th century the family was seen more as a nurturing body that protected childhood innocence. Christmas, with its emphasis on giving gifts, allowed people to lavish attention on children without seeming to spoil them. The holiday became a celebration of children, honoring them with presents and witnessing their expressions of pure joy.

Why Shopping Is Central

The creation of Santa Claus in the mid-1800's did a few things: it reinforced the idea that Christmas distributes wealth, it solidified the focus on children and it removed gift-buying from the marketplace and placed it in the realm of family love and affection. This diminished the obvious commercialism of gift-buying and obliged parents to fulfill their children’s expectations. Thus did shopping become the central activity of the Christmas season.

But Where Was God?

By the late 1800’s Christmas was just about everywhere, except in church. In fact, the author of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas was an Episcopalian minister who initially kept his authorship a secret because he thought the poem was too friviolous; after all, it didn’t mention Jesus once. The celebration of Jesus’ birth was an established part of the Catholic tradition, but for quite a while American Protestant churches pretty much ignored it. For decades they stayed closed on December 25th until their parishioners made clear that they wanted services on that day.

So much for Jesus’ birth being the real reason we have Christmas. December 25th was originally part of a pagan festival that morphed into a holiday of gift-giving that American churches didn’t want anything to do with until almost the 20th century! There was no golden age during which people observed Christmas primarily as a holy day. That idea is as much a myth as Santa Claus. Sorry Charlie Brown, but Snoopy's not off target: Christmas is as much about the big decorated tree as it is about the manger.

Christmas and Jesus

By the 1920’s all of the sex and revelry were gone from Christmas and by the 1950’s it was all about kids and presents. So, where does Jesus fit into this again? Clearly a spiritual focus is appropriate since religious services recall the need to connect with a greater power. In the centuries before Christ, people needed to believe they’d survive the winter and they worshipped the sun as their source of life. Modern Christians worship the son of God, whom they recognize as the source of life.

But if Christmas were really just about Jesus, the holiday wouldn’t occupy public space as it does. Strictly religious holy days tend to be observed only by those who practice that faith. Our grand-scale yuletide traditions -- big decorations, big eating, big shopping -- support the religious significance of the day, but they don’t really engage with it.

What’s the True Meaning Again?

The History Channel’s program ends with the observation that only children understand what Christmas is really about: pure joy and celebration, and the magic and mystery of opening gifts. That’s why, even as grown ups, we often experience a moment of delight when we see a Santa truly in his role or glimpse a dazzling light display. Such moments take us back to our childhood and the unadulterated awe and glory that Christmas held for us then. Our American Christmas tradition was tailor-made for children and they are critical to its magic.

Christmas started out as a pagan winter solstice ritual, became such a drunken orgy that the English and American Puritans tried to stamp it out altogether, and in the U.S. became the commercial celebration of childhood innocence we know today. There has really never been a time during which people treated December 25th as a solemn holy day. Maybe the real tradition of Christmas is the tension between its religious meaning and its secular public expression of gifts and decorations. So the next time someone complains to you that people have "forgotten the true meaning of Christmas" you can straighten them out. And we can count that annual complaint as part of the tradition, too.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Outta Here

Since the new beta version of Blogger sucks, I'm researching new blog hosting websites. I'm looking at Orble and tBlog and others. I realize Blogger is the godspace of blogs, but their new beta version doesn't allow me and my Safari browser to post (small problem)! I'm using Internet Explorer right now, but in this browser beta blogger won't let me to read the buttons on the publishing page! (I rarely use exclamation points and hope you see them as an indication of my frustration.)

Should I keep looking for a new blog host or suffer with blogger until the fix their shit? I realize I'll lose all my history if I have to start a new blog. Does anyone care?

Monday, December 04, 2006

(Sometimes)Technology Sucks

So the solution to my iPod problem is to install the latest operation system. The latest operating system is Mac OS X 10.3.9 and it costs $150. That is the only way I'll be able to use my $150 iPod with my PowerBook G4 Apple laptop.

I tried to find a friend with the original disks I could borrow, but Apple doesn't let more than one person use a set of disks (the owner has to immediately register online and then no one else can install with those disks).

Do I want to spend another $150 in order to use the $150 iPod I already couldn't afford? No, F#$% it. I'm returning the iPod Nano today. Does anyone have an old iPod from 2003 they want to sell? My laptop can support that. If not, I'm getting another CD player.


In the meantime, I no longer like blogging because I upgraded to Blogger Beta and it's HORRIBLE. I can't post or edit posts in my usual browser and when I use my old Internet Explorer browser, the buttons don't show up.

This sucks!
Posting isn't supposed to be this hard!

But I can't switch back and there isn't even any way to communicate with the staff to ask for help or complain. Blogging just sucks for me these days and I guess it just will until blogger.beta is improved enough to be compatible with Apple programs and that will probably happen never.
Maybe it's time to kill this blog and start a new one on a different website. Right?